Tuesday, May 11, 2010

It's IVGLDSW Day!

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day! That's me and I am making sure the rest of you know that you are included too. Sorry guys. Drazil will have to think up an acronymn to describe men. And remember:
   ~Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
   ~Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
   ~I refuse to think of them as chin hair. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
   ~Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
   ~If you can't be a good example ~ then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
   ~When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!
Yes I'm being a bit reflective today but I did receive a wonderful Performance Evaluation from my manager—no not one of the f****ing acting managers I mentioned yesterday. So life is good and I didn't need another pill! Going to try pizza tonight just to see if I really have restriction. My weight is down slightly. For breakfast I had a piece of toast with peanut butter and it took a lot of chewing and about 20 minutes to get it down. Lunch was a small bowl of chili and a small bun. The chocolate bar went down great but the small handful of nuts made their presence known. So we'll see how the pizza goes. I know I feel some restriction but I don't think it is enough. My next fill is in 10 days when I get to meet Gilly IN PERSON. I wonder if she'll wear her bikini. And BTW, Gilly has now let me know I am highly obese. Can't get any worse. Damn apple shapes. 

9 comments:

Linda said...

Good luck with the pizza. I can actually eat 1 piece of thin crust pizza OK and consider my self to have good restriction. So jealousy that you and Gilly get to meet- what fun!

Jen said...

Glad your day was better today!!
I can't eat pizza.. no go on my bandero...
yay for bandster meet-ups!!

Nella said...

Congrats on the great review...makes for a better day!

Bonnie said...

Patron Silver, baby! I'll definitely call you over.

Steph said...

A good performance review always makes the day a bit better to know that you are appreciated! Goof luck with the pizza and I hope the peanut butter and bread treats you better than it does me...

Jess said...

Congrats on your review. (I got a raise today too. Don't congratulate me on my blog though please, a co-worker reads it.)
Gilly rained on my parade too today with her dumb article. We are sisters in our appleness.

Anonymous said...

Good luck with the new food. I have no problems with anything.... yet!

I am sure there will come a time when I gaspingly blog of the one that wouldn't budge! LOL

Enjoy and congrats on your review.

Fiona said...

Great to get recognised for a job well done. And good to hear you had a better day at work. I really felt for you. Enjoy your pizza but not too much ;-)
Take care x

♥ Drazil ♥ said...

I give you a great performance review every day and for saying f*ck. Enjoy the pizza.

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